Everyone needs to see this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY&feature=bz303
Monday, June 30, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
RAWR IM EL TIGRE
As of three days ago i've been grounded from videogames. The reason being i've been an forgetful ass these past weeks. I think the reason is because it's summer and my brain is doing it's best to turn off but videogames probably have something to do with it. Dad says he wants to get me a seventh grade math book...yippie skippie.
I think the no videogame rule has been good for me. Watching youtube ten hours a day is much better than playing videogames. It's only till sunday anyway.
I miss my mother dearly...and the playstation 3...and relaxation...and my room...and being allowed to stay on the computer for more than an hour without having my dad accuse me of wasting my life (not that im not wasting it i'd just rather not be accused of it.)
Also Simones mother is staying here (making it a total of six people in the tiny apartment) and I'm forced to sleep on the pull out mattress in the living room.
And to top it off simones mom only speaks a little english.
This is how most conversations go.
"Alex, please."
"Yeah? What's up?"
"You organize eh the uh."
"Organize?"
"Yes."
"Organize what?"
"You organize the eh uuuuuuummmmmmmm...Dishwasher"
"Unload the dishwasher?"
"yes"
"Oh sure."
"Oh Alex.
"Yes?"
"The cup uuh eh the cup eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh the cup ummmm-"
"The cup."
"Yes."
"What about it?"
"It goes here."
"So you want me to move the cup two inches from where I put it?"
"Heh heh heh...I dont undastand you."
She's still really fun though, and we like to chase Jacob around the house :D
Also I begged Simone into getting me some steak even though they dont like it (they're "vegetarian" which to them means no meat except for chicken every day.) since my body is so fed up with chicken and rice that I need some sort of red meat. Simones mom was really happy because they always have arguments about how the kids aren't going to grow since they don't eat enough red meat. Today for lunch simones mom made us some steak and rice (I was in heaven) I'm really glad that I like rice since I've had that in every meal since I've gotten here.
I think the no videogame rule has been good for me. Watching youtube ten hours a day is much better than playing videogames. It's only till sunday anyway.
I miss my mother dearly...and the playstation 3...and relaxation...and my room...and being allowed to stay on the computer for more than an hour without having my dad accuse me of wasting my life (not that im not wasting it i'd just rather not be accused of it.)
Also Simones mother is staying here (making it a total of six people in the tiny apartment) and I'm forced to sleep on the pull out mattress in the living room.
And to top it off simones mom only speaks a little english.
This is how most conversations go.
"Alex, please."
"Yeah? What's up?"
"You organize eh the uh."
"Organize?"
"Yes."
"Organize what?"
"You organize the eh uuuuuuummmmmmmm...Dishwasher"
"Unload the dishwasher?"
"yes"
"Oh sure."
"Oh Alex.
"Yes?"
"The cup uuh eh the cup eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh the cup ummmm-"
"The cup."
"Yes."
"What about it?"
"It goes here."
"So you want me to move the cup two inches from where I put it?"
"Heh heh heh...I dont undastand you."
She's still really fun though, and we like to chase Jacob around the house :D
Also I begged Simone into getting me some steak even though they dont like it (they're "vegetarian" which to them means no meat except for chicken every day.) since my body is so fed up with chicken and rice that I need some sort of red meat. Simones mom was really happy because they always have arguments about how the kids aren't going to grow since they don't eat enough red meat. Today for lunch simones mom made us some steak and rice (I was in heaven) I'm really glad that I like rice since I've had that in every meal since I've gotten here.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
KILL DW
I can hear my little brothers watching Arthur and OMFG DW'S VOICE IS MAKING ME WANT TO SMASH THE TV! The point of the episode is her annoying Arthur but she does it so well that it makes my brain grab my eye sockets and bang itself on my skull in hopes that the hearing part of itself will stop functioning.
Also I've decided to get metal gear solid because of this kickass video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5zoozLyXuw
Also for those of you who have never read or seen the onion:
IT IS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ
Also I've decided to get metal gear solid because of this kickass video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5zoozLyXuw
Also for those of you who have never read or seen the onion:
IT IS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ
Sunday, June 22, 2008
confoozled
The question that every boy must ask himself one day. The question that has troubled man for countless ages. The decision that could change my life forever...
Metal gear solid 4
Grand theft auto 4
I CAN'T DECIDE!
Metal gear solid 4 (mgs) based around stealth, strategy, and story.
Grand theft auto 4 (gta) is based around an interactive story, shooting, blowing stuff up, and multiplayer.
Both have gotten a perfect 10 rating but I don't know which one to get...(of course eventually i'll have both but which one first? :D)
Gta has over 100 hours of gameplay and it also has a sandbox mode.
Mgs has 20 hours but the 20 hours are so full of awesome that earth cannot comprehend it.
IT'S UP TO YOU!
Metal gear solid 4
Grand theft auto 4
I CAN'T DECIDE!
Metal gear solid 4 (mgs) based around stealth, strategy, and story.
Grand theft auto 4 (gta) is based around an interactive story, shooting, blowing stuff up, and multiplayer.
Both have gotten a perfect 10 rating but I don't know which one to get...(of course eventually i'll have both but which one first? :D)
Gta has over 100 hours of gameplay and it also has a sandbox mode.
Mgs has 20 hours but the 20 hours are so full of awesome that earth cannot comprehend it.
IT'S UP TO YOU!
Friday, June 20, 2008
PSP anger
ARGH! The PSP doesn't let me use normal USB cords to plug into my comptutor. I have to bring my special one over to my dads if I want any music!
I still think it's awesome tho.
I still think it's awesome tho.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
LimeWire is teh PWN
I can't believe I never tried out Limewire! In two minutes I got twenty songs that I've spent months to find. (Polly, Paint it black, Hand that feeds, Rob zombie, I am the highway...etc.) I'm so glad that a friend of mine showed me this song by the wurzels, it's called "I've got a brand new combine harvester". It's a song about sex innuendos lolz. He showed it to me and said he got it off limewire so i says "HEY! I know that." and I downloaded LimeWire and am now listening to Capitol G as we speak.
One thing I'm confused about though is how to download it to my PSP or mp3.
One thing I'm confused about though is how to download it to my PSP or mp3.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
oops
I want to correct a mistake on the previous update, MR. BILL WAS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! I for some reason thought that he was just on the internet- that's no way for a twelve year old nerd to behave.
Yo gabba gabba: The free acid trip
I just found this kids show called yo gabba gabba on youtube, it's like an acid trip except legal and free. It consists of Gay people dressing up in scary costumes and singing songs like There's a party in my tummy, the up and down song, and highs and lows of the family tree. It's even complete with a stoned black guy who tries to teach kids rap.
And now for something completely different: OMFG MR. BILL IS ON TV!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST SAW A MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL WITH MR. BILL (you know mr. bill and mr. hand. search it on youtube) AFTER TEN YEARS OR SOMETHING HE'S ON A COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now for something completely different: OMFG MR. BILL IS ON TV!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST SAW A MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL WITH MR. BILL (you know mr. bill and mr. hand. search it on youtube) AFTER TEN YEARS OR SOMETHING HE'S ON A COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S JUST WAITING FOR ME TO BLAST HIM
Ok, so I was reading the sunday comics when my perverted little mind found out that this Blondie comic sounds really wrong without the pictures:
Dagwood: I'll bet he's expecting me to soak him with a blast any moment now! Hee! Hee! The suspense of wondering when I'm going to douse him must be driving him CRAZY!
Other guy: C'mon Bumstead! Get it over with! What are you waiting for!? You're killing me over here!
Blondie: DAGWOOD! Aren't you going to squirt him!?
Dagwood: Are you kidding? I'm having more fun NOT squirting him!
Wow, usually guys have more fun squirting than not squirting...what a weirdo. :D
Happy Fathers day! We had candles on muffins for my Dad for some reason and my little brothers wanted to blow them out. Thirty seconds later they were almost floating in spit. Thank god I took one before they blew out the candles.
I brought one of my cats over so my brothers could play with her and I'm really tired because she kept me up until three in the morning meowing. I didn't let her out though because of coyotes D:
Dagwood: I'll bet he's expecting me to soak him with a blast any moment now! Hee! Hee! The suspense of wondering when I'm going to douse him must be driving him CRAZY!
Other guy: C'mon Bumstead! Get it over with! What are you waiting for!? You're killing me over here!
Blondie: DAGWOOD! Aren't you going to squirt him!?
Dagwood: Are you kidding? I'm having more fun NOT squirting him!
Wow, usually guys have more fun squirting than not squirting...what a weirdo. :D
Happy Fathers day! We had candles on muffins for my Dad for some reason and my little brothers wanted to blow them out. Thirty seconds later they were almost floating in spit. Thank god I took one before they blew out the candles.
I brought one of my cats over so my brothers could play with her and I'm really tired because she kept me up until three in the morning meowing. I didn't let her out though because of coyotes D:
Saturday, June 14, 2008
First update
I'm not sure why I decided to make a blog but all my friends are doing it so I thought: "why not? What's the worst that could happen?" hopefully the world won't explode now that I made one.
Ok, so basically this is me: A twelve year old nerd who's into acting, videogames, music (nine inch nails, rolling stones, nirvana...etc.) and wasting time on the internet. I have three cats, a dog, and a rabbit. My mom is currently in London (you can see her blog here http://trappingsinlondon.blogspot.com/ it's really cool) so i'm staying at my dad's. That's as detailed as i'll get today so...yes...
Nothing really happened today except for me getting addicted to this game Mabinogi, it's like World of Warcraft except it's free and there's less Doomstriker23: hai girl lets cyber L33tmonster1992: lol she ran away wat n00b
I'm mostly on because my girlfriend and I meet there sometimes but i've started to play it on my own. Basically you prance (and I mean prance) around smashing spiders and wolves with oversized weapons or begging people to party with you into an incredibly hard dungeon, but it's surprisingly fun (just like every other MMORPG ever created.) You're supposed to be able to do counter attacks and special moves but they can't work for crap so you end up clicking as fast as you can on your enemy hoping you win.
But enough ranting. I might update tommorow or later today (for the two people that happen to find this) but I might be to busy with important stuff like getting to level 15 or looking for a decent FPS I can torrent on the computer at my dads ( I had to leave my playstation 3 at my moms) but I guess Half life can tide me over.
Until next time, Akerberus.
Ok, so basically this is me: A twelve year old nerd who's into acting, videogames, music (nine inch nails, rolling stones, nirvana...etc.) and wasting time on the internet. I have three cats, a dog, and a rabbit. My mom is currently in London (you can see her blog here http://trappingsinlondon.blogspot.com/ it's really cool) so i'm staying at my dad's. That's as detailed as i'll get today so...yes...
Nothing really happened today except for me getting addicted to this game Mabinogi, it's like World of Warcraft except it's free and there's less Doomstriker23: hai girl lets cyber L33tmonster1992: lol she ran away wat n00b
I'm mostly on because my girlfriend and I meet there sometimes but i've started to play it on my own. Basically you prance (and I mean prance) around smashing spiders and wolves with oversized weapons or begging people to party with you into an incredibly hard dungeon, but it's surprisingly fun (just like every other MMORPG ever created.) You're supposed to be able to do counter attacks and special moves but they can't work for crap so you end up clicking as fast as you can on your enemy hoping you win.
But enough ranting. I might update tommorow or later today (for the two people that happen to find this) but I might be to busy with important stuff like getting to level 15 or looking for a decent FPS I can torrent on the computer at my dads ( I had to leave my playstation 3 at my moms) but I guess Half life can tide me over.
Until next time, Akerberus.
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