Ok, so I was reading the sunday comics when my perverted little mind found out that this Blondie comic sounds really wrong without the pictures:
Dagwood: I'll bet he's expecting me to soak him with a blast any moment now! Hee! Hee! The suspense of wondering when I'm going to douse him must be driving him CRAZY!
Other guy: C'mon Bumstead! Get it over with! What are you waiting for!? You're killing me over here!
Blondie: DAGWOOD! Aren't you going to squirt him!?
Dagwood: Are you kidding? I'm having more fun NOT squirting him!
Wow, usually guys have more fun squirting than not squirting...what a weirdo. :D
Happy Fathers day! We had candles on muffins for my Dad for some reason and my little brothers wanted to blow them out. Thirty seconds later they were almost floating in spit. Thank god I took one before they blew out the candles.
I brought one of my cats over so my brothers could play with her and I'm really tired because she kept me up until three in the morning meowing. I didn't let her out though because of coyotes D:
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That was so funny I was crying. Here I am, sitting in a pub, laughing with tears running down my face...and I'm the only one not drinking.
Everyone has moved to different tables far away from me.
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